Oh boy! Holly Madison flashed her beav! Like you couldn't have totally seen that without going to the 7-11 and buying a magazine or anything. (Celebslam)

Oh, joyous day! Kim Kardashian might be putting an album out! (The Blemish)

Hilary Swank is about to go on a Krispy Kreme Milkshake diet. (BestWeekEver)

Christina Aguilera proudly displays her assets: the left one and the right-ish one. (Yeeeah!)

OMG! Levi and Bristol 4EVA!!!!! The tattoo says so! (Celebitchy)

Tila Tequila is still a stupid, slutty attention whore. (PopOnThePop)

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are totally the most annoying couple you know. (IDLYITW)

Even death wants nothing to do with smelly old Pete Doherty. (Agent Bedhead)

Thanks to the miracles of DNA paternity testing, David Spade is a proud papa. (CelebWarship)

The only way Lynne Spears could have been a worse mom is if she threw her kids in a dumpster when they were born. (Seriously? OMG!)

Anne Hathaway shows off her gams at the Venice Film Fest. (Popoholic)

BRUCE CAMPBELL, BITCHES!!!! (Pajiba)