Snaps: My Ass
TNT does their spin on "legal drama" with a greeeesy-haired Zach Morris! (Pajiba)First pics of Halle Berry's Whitey McWhiterson baby! (Yeeeah!)
Amy Winehouse done gone broke the brains part of her head. (IDLYITW)
Kevin Spacey's sizing up that ass like a juicy apple. (Celebslam)
Michael Jackson and Pam Anderson? My ass. He's probably mesmerized by the fact that her breasts resemble children's party balloons. (Seriously? OMG!)
David Duchovny has a.... sigh.... porn addiction. (The Blemish)
Katie Holmes has blow job knees! Methinks Tom likey the new haircut? (cityrag)
This is the epitome of photos for the caption "Smells Like Teen Spirit." (Agent Bedhead)
Now that Jennifer Aniston hates John Mayer too, I finally feel some sort of kinship with her -- and therefore am excited for her upcoming "30 Rock" stint. (CelebWarship)
Speaking of, Mayer is back to trolling for waitress skank. Nice! (Celebitchy)
Joan Rivers is even somehow more qualified than Sarah Palin to be VP. (popbytes)
Designers are finally starting to show clothing tailored to a graceful exit from the chop shop. Good news for Madonna! (Ayyyy!)
Kayne West picked up blogging duties for the BWE staff over Labor Day!!!111 (BestWeekEver)
I'm trying to figure out how the Google front page scooped you, Stacey, on the Helen Mirren loves cocaine story, and why we have to stare at that f-d-up Kevin Spacey picture when we could be staring at apicture of Dame Helen in a swim suit.
I mean, it's Tuesday, but it's Monday. We need something to bring bright optimism into the black hole of drudgery which is the work week. Spacey and an ass isn;t even a burned-up match stick, but Dame Helen at the beach? That's something for everyone.