NatPo (Natalie Portman) looked stunning at the Venice Film Fest. Oh yeah, NatPo? That's all mine, bitches! (usemycomputer)

Rainbow Killer strikes fear into the heart of small creatures. (IDLYITW)

Lindsay Lohan isn't doing Playboy because it would be beneath her. And if anything is going to be beneath anything else, it's Lindsay Lohan. (Yeeeah!)

Lance Bass gets his Kathy Griffin on... Aww yeah!! (Seriously? OMG!)

How adorable is it that Shannen Doherty totally thinks she's somebody now? (CelebritySmack)

Rumer Willis finally acknowledges the elephant in the room. Or the veritable trunk on her face, if you will. (The Blemish)

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson: BFFS 4EVA! (cityrag)

Seth Rogen watched a lot of porn to prepare for his current film role. If so, 99% of men have been auditioning for the same role their entire lives. (Celebitchy)

Keira Knightley showing all the grace of a newborn baby deer. (Ayyyy!)

I think Scott Baio is shopping for his daughter's onsies at the boardwalk at the Jersey Shore. (Bricks and Stones)

A gay version of the "Wonder Years?" That's my favorite show ever. (Agent Bedhead)

Follow up that whiskey bender with a little The Last Boyscout. (Pajiba)