Mariah Carey's photo retouchers get their hands on Britney. (Yeeeah!)

Mischa Barton knows how to accessorize dilated pupils like nobodys business. (The Blemish)

The Fillion in a porno? Count me in times a mill-ion. Pun intended! (Pajiba)

"Clitt" is seriously my new favorite celebrity couple name ever. (Seriously? OMG!)

Lindsay Lohan kinda sorta came out of the closet! Well... Duh! (Celebitchy)

Dita Von Teese corners the 1930's "Cabaret Stripped Demographic." (Best Week Ever)

Nicole Kidman gives Jacko a run for his money. (Ayyyy!)

The most famous red carpet nipple-slips. Stay classy! (cityrag)

Donnie Wahlberg is a philandering skank-magnet. (CelebWarship)

Gwyneth takes her holier-than-thou bullcrap to the internet. (BricksAndStones)

Solagne Knowles doesn't look bad if you ignore the dead crow stapled to her head. (POTP)

Gwen Stefani is rocking huuuge lactating childbirth bazongas! (HQ Celeb)

Nobody knows how to do side-boobage quite like a cylon. (Popoholic)