Oh snap. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert totally just went there. (Best Week Ever)

Now come on. Why would you lend anything to Amy Winehouse unless you were already planning to throw it away? (Yeeeah!)

Charlize Theron doesn't understand the popularity of "The Hills." Join the club, sister... Join the mothereffing club. (The Blemish)

Squeeeeeee!!! Preview tonight's thrilling ep of "Supernatural." (Seriously? OMG!)

And speaking of my favorite ever shows... "Dexter" is also coming back soon! (Pajiba)

NO JENNIFER ANISTON! BAD JENNIFER ANISTON! (Celebitchy)

Hang on... Is that Shannen Doherty?! Yikes. (Ayyyy!)

Mary Kate Olsen steals from her own sister. For shame. (cityrag)

Shenenae Grimes says to "Shake it off." Shake what off, your barf-bag once you're done heaving lunch? Zing!!! (CelebWarship)

"The Girls Next Door" are a bunch of filthy lying whores. (BricksAndStones)

Lindsay and Samantha are entering Heidi and Spencer territory; albeit with far less dry heaving on my part. (POTP)

Somehow I get the feeling that this "Kath & Kim" business is gonna buh-low. (HQ Celeb)

Only Hayden Panettiere could still look cute raiding Liza Minelli's closet. (Popoholic)