Dustin acts like I Can Haz Cheezburger isn't totally his favorite site. (Pajiba)

Aubrey O'Day is like a poor man's Jenna Jameson, only with less class! (Yeeeah!)

The biggest problem with Mischa Barton's pirate costume wasn't actually her lack of "flare," but an excess of visible nipple. (The Blemish)

SHUT UP! I totally forgot "Supernatural" was back on tonight. I would have shot myself in the face if I missed it. (Seriously? OMG!)

Hilary Swank was hospitalized to remove something somewhere. Ooooh how I loves me a good mystery? (Celebitchy)

Eight ways to continue the Beverly Hills Chihuahua franchise. Like Hollywood really needs our help. (Best Week Ever)

Renee Zellweger missed a spot! (Ayyyy!)

For those of you with Muppet fetishes... Which Muppet would you totally bang? (cityrag)

Gary Coleman has found himself in some hot water which can't be cured by a laugh track and a talk from Mr. Drummond. (CelebWarship)

Lori Loughlin is denying an eating disorder problem on "90210." Sounds like somebody's cultivating her own anorexia! (BricksAndStones)

Paris Hilton has business savvy. Do antibiotics take care of that? (POTP)

Vanessa Hudgens shows us why she gives even gay a man a boner. (HQ Celeb)

Hey, look! It's a former "O.C." female cast member not collecting nip slips and DUIs like they're Garbage Pail Kids. (Popoholic)