What do you like to watch when you're praying to the porcelain God? (Pajiba)

Awww, three generations of Spears women, sitting on the curb. Just like the garbage cans do! (POTP)

It's WIENER PATROL!!!!!! Blake Fielder-Civil, on duty! (Yeeeah!)

TRL got shitcanned; let's celebrate ten years of stagnant mediocrity! (The Blemish)

Pam Anderson makes the whoriest-looking bride ever. (Seriously? OMG!)

Maybe Scientology should teach Will Smith how to lie better. (Celebitchy)

Kate Beckinsale wears a dress made out of fungal-clams. (Ayyyy!)

Awww, remember the good old days of crazy, naked-ass Britney? (cityrag)

Lindsay Lohan pimps out "Ugly Betty." Is it me or is she looking extra thin these days? Uhhh... It's probably just me. (CelebWarship)

Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski together again? Yikes, it's been a long time since high school. (BricksAndStones)

Oh, shut up Katy Perry. (HQ Celeb)

VinegarFarts McGee with cream all over her face. Oooh, you likey? (Popoholic)

Wait til you see all the hot bitches who showed up at the Beverly Hills Chihuahua premiere! (Best Week Ever)