Ever the gentleman, Howard Stern is helping a promising young woman fund her college education by auctioning off her virginity. (Yeeeah!)

Mythbusters: David Beckham's ginormous package edition. (Celebitchy)

Can we start an online petition to prevent Leighton Meester from recording an album? I am so sick of these stupid twats and their crappy music. (The Blemish)

Mischa Barton made a super secret trip to rehab. (Seriously? OMG!)

"Dexter's" back and he's got a slick new advertising campaign. (Pajiba)

Lil' Mama gets fashion inspiration from the Mad Hatter and Strawberry Shortcake (BWE)

Viggo Mortensen, on the other hand, derives haircare inspiration from There's Something About Mary. (Ayyyy!)

Lindsay Lohan's got some pussy in her boobs. (cityrag)

Keira Knightley may actually be a 10-year-old boy in a wig. (CelebWarship)

We were this close to not having Pete Wentz. This close!!! (BricksAndStones)

Kate Hudson has been acting like a punk-ass diva. (POTP)

Holly Madison auditioning for the part of Coulmbia in the new Rocky Horror. (HQ Celeb)

Hayden Panettiere shows off her gams in a killer minidress. (Popoholic)

Jailbait McGee might be dating the Jonas Brothers' 24-year-old choreographer. (HollyWire)

IBBB totally scored an interview with Chelsea Handler, who is hands down the best thing to happen to the E! network since "The Soup." (IBBB)