Remember how I kept saying how the new "90210" was going to totally suck balls? Well, it does! (Pajiba)

And something tells me we won't be seeing Brandon Walsh anytime soon. (Seriously? OMG!)

Speaking of "sucking balls," the trailer for Lindsay Lohan's new movie is out! (Yeeeah!)

Jessica Alba looks way too good for having just had a baby in the Czech Esquire. (Celebrity Smack)

Christina Ricci has the F-Bomb tattooed on her thigh. Classy. (Celebslam)

NOOO! Britney may be back with Adnan speculation part eleventy-billion. (Celebitchy)

You know, we just don't see enough dick slips in gossip, with all the meat curtain and nipplage left and right. (omg blog)

But if celebrity nipplage is your thing, here's some famous movie boobs. (cityrag)

Pink scopes for some tail on the beach. (IDWYL)

Finally, a clothing line fit for Heidi Montag. (Socialite's Life)

Leighton Meester was born in prison, so that adorable facade of hers is clearly masking someone who would disembowel you with a weapon made out of a toothbrush. (The Blemish)

Remember Rachael Leigh Cook? She was like, the Leighton Meester of yesteryear. (usemycomputer)