Superficial: (Adjective) Existing or occurring at or on the surface.

Perez Hilton gave an interview to the Daily Mail about his amaaazing (yawn) transformation from a big fat weirdo to an only slightly chubby weirdo.

'I'm not weighing myself, so I don't know how much I've lost. But I know my clothes fit a lot better. 'I've gone from a 46-inch waist to a 36-inch waist. 'My goal is not be skinny. I wanna be in good shape. I'd love David Beckham's body.'

'The only number that's important to me is five - and that's making sure that I work out five days a week. And I do. I'm very committed and it's all about consistency. 'It's been a months-long process, which began back in January. The first step was just eating healthy. (Source)

How does that old saying go? Something about diet and the word "die?" I'm not sure, but all I know is that I still want Perez Hilton to die. You can lose all the weight you want fatty, but you'll always be ugly on the inside! And as far as I know, there's still no diet for being a stupid asshole who everybody hates. Nyah nyah!

Nice outfit, jerkass: