Superstition: (Noun) A widely held but unjustified belief in supernatural causation leading to certain consequences of an action or event, or a practice based on such a belief.

Jessica Simpson thinks that whole thing about her being a jinx to the Cowboys was a load of horseshit. It turns out, it was actually that damn pink jersey she was wearing. Ohhh.

On Thursday night, she told David Letterman that she'll never again wear her pink No.9 jersey to games. Referring to the "jinx drama", Jessica said: "I really think it’s because I was wearing a pink No. 9 jersey and not a blue one."

"If you had been in blue that wouldn't be a problem?" asked Letterman. "Well so far I've been wearing blue, and they're doing great," Jessica answered. "I'll never wear a pink one again!" (Source)

You can't fault her too much, since we all have our little rituals and compulsions. Even I have one -- and stop me if you've heard it -- but I take this little Jessica Simpson doll, and every time I stick a pin into it, she fails miserably at another aspect of her life. So far it seems to be working, since it's been just one huge, disastrously colossal failure after another. Editor's note: the secret ingredient was a lock of her hair I bought on ebay!

Jinxy McFailface arriving at Letterman: