Takeoff
Takeoff: (Noun) The action of becoming airborne.There comes a time for a young woman in a go-nowhere relationship to finally realize she's been wasting the best years of her life smelling the same old turd. And as such, there are rumors stirring that Hef's girls may be looking to fly the coop; which so far, Hef and the Peroxide Crew are (sort of) denying:
"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition."
Madison - who was photographed getting cozy with Criss Angel over the weekend - tells Us of Hef: “We’re together. If I’m ever not his girlfriend, he’ll be the first to tell you."
Meanwhile, Hefner's other girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson is denying rumors that she is engaged to Philadelphia Eagles star Hank Baskett. She wrote on her blog: "hiiiiii just wanna let yall know that i am not engaged! if i was id be very happy though n i wouldnt hide it..hahahahaha!!!!!" (Source)
Meanwhile, nobody is even bothering to question the allegiance of the other one who isn't Holly or Kendra... You know, Old Whatshername. Everybody knows that other girl is gonna ride this bitch out like Darrell Hammond on "Saturday Night Live."
Holly and... Uh, Egg (?) dressed slutty at some thing:
Kendra's totally flying the coop. She looks miserable in every photograph. And that awkward chuckle, "Huh-uh-uh-uh..." that follows everything she says? Please. In five-ten years, she'll write some scathing book, referring to these as her "misguided" years.
Go, Holly. Please go to save yourself.
The whole "omg that old dude's dating three same-looking chicks at once and they all live together happily" has been going on waaaay too long.
Everyone knows it's a business arrangement, with rules and slutty dress codes. Treat it like cheerleading or stripping; do it for two years max then drop it like a hot potato, never to look back.
The sad part? If I remember correctly, I'm a little less than year older than Kendra but she looks about fifteen years older than me.
Granted, I look about three years younger than I actually am. But I live on a college campus and if Kendra came here I'm pretty certain everyone would assume she was a thirtysomething MILF