Tease
Tease: (Noun) A person who tempts someone sexually with no intention of satisfying the desire aroused.Katy Perry, who is the third worst thing to happen to bona fide bisexuality since Tila Tequila and "Girls Gone Wild," admitted to having a thing for VMA presenter Russell Brand.
She said: "We loved it…...If I could host an award show I would probably be as cool as he was. It was amazing…..perfect!"
She also revealed that though there was no romance between herself and the lanky comedian, they had shared a brief snog. "We kissed once!" she admitted. (Source)
Jesus H. Christ, who hasn't Katy Perry kissed? Although, there are far worse things to be remembered for than kissing a whole bunch of people. Like gangbanging half of the Texas Cowboys for example, or having a shitty music career based on a gimmicky one-hit-wonder. Plus, bonus: I hear they have awesome OTC treatments for cold sores these days!
You know who she hasn't ACTUALLY kissed?
A girl. Any girl. Ever. She's admitted it.
What a turd burglar.
Seriously? What an asshole. Even I've kissed girls. That's right, girls -- plural. Suck it, Katy Perry.
The only girls who have never kissed a girl are the ones who sing songs or have reality shows about kissing girls.
Yeah, she talks big in a couple of interviews about wanting to kiss ScarJo or Miley Cyrus (wtf?), but it's just too too shocking and "taboo!"
Fuck off, douchetard.
Uhhh by "Texas Cowboys" is there any chance you actually meant "Dallas Cowboys?" Or am I that out of touch with these things?
Yes, I think there is a chance I meant Dallas Cowboys. But now that this is a completely female-run site I'm going to leave it as such, as it is indicative of the sort of thing that's to be expected here from now on.
I did find it weak she didn't even kiss a girl in the video. Now that's a tease
That dress is made from the drapes in hell
SAYING YOU KISSED A GIRL IS AS DARING AS SAYING YOU DRANK SOME COFFEE. KISSING WOMEN IS NICE INDEED. BUT COMEON WTF GROW UP