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You may have heard by now about Jessica Simpson's sound mishap live on "Good Morning America" yesterday... But honestly, I could care less about that because I'm actually more fascinated with these pictures from the event. Will you look at her up there? No, I mean, will you really look at her up there? For one thing, this is already my favorite picture of Jessica Simpson ever, (which you can expect to be seeing a lot of on this site starting from now) but for another thing, it pretty much confirms what has always been my sneaking suspicion: Jessica Simpson is Golden Retriever. Think about it, the blank, not-much-going-on-behind-the-eyes expressions, the willingness to devote complete loyalty to any man who gives her a friendly smile and a pat on the head, the fact that her mouth is always hanging open and flowing sandy locks?!

Oh yeah, and if you're interested, the video footage from "GMA" is after the jump. To Jessica's credit I couldn't hear anything either, although that may have been because the sound on my computer was set on mute. I guess we'll never know.