Thirsty: (Adjective) Feeling a need to drink something.Amy Winehouse has got organizers of the three-day Bestival worried after her demands included
forty-eight (48!!) bottles of Jack Daniels.
A Bestival source said last night: “It’s common for artists to make requests for food and beverages before they arrive. But organisers have heard Miss Winehouse has ordered in an extremely large amount of Jack Daniel’s, in fact, a ridiculous amount that she and her team could not possibly consume during their short stay.
“Everyone is really excited about getting Amy to perform here, and naturally there are now fears she is planning something wild. (Source)
So... "Wild" as in what? Getting falling down drunk, slurring her words, spitting on the crowd and getting into physical altercations with fans? I'm not really sure what they're getting at here. They booked a violent, brain-dead crack addict who probably drinks Jack Daniels like it's kool aid. When you should worry is when Amy Winehouse starts showing up to these type of events stone cold
sober. Because, what next? Ventrioquist dummies that can talk, little boys who can wish people into the cornfield and everyone is deformed when they tale off their masks? No fucking
thanks.
Performing at the V Festival last month:




Mmmm let's see, Amy Winehouse...48 bottles of Jack..
...what could POSSIBLY, go wrong?