Trouble
Trouble: (Noun) A situation in which one is liable to incur punishment or blame.As I mentioned before, the threat of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's colliding at the Torontro Film Fest was likely to imminent. So of course now that they're both in town at the same time, naturally rumors are flying around that the two also had a dinner meeting together.
Now, the chances that this dinner actually took place are between "bullcrap" and "no fucking way," but still... If I were Brad Pitt I wouldn't take that kind of shit lightly, because Angelina doesn't strike me as the ask questions before shooting type. Remember in the old Looney Tunes cartoons how when someone would be attacked by some kind of wild cat or other wild animal, their bodies would fall apart in five equal slices? Well I'm just saying, it probably wouldn't hurt if maybe Brad Pitt sent some kind of decoy into the house before him when he gets home.
Plus, you have to admit, Jennifer Aniston is looking pretty fly for a white girl these days:
If average had an avatar it would look like Aniston. Her mediocrity is the stuff of ledgend.
Ganesh, I like Aniston, but I still laughed at your comment...right up until you misspelled "legend".
"..Plus, you have to admit, Jennifer Aniston is looking pretty fly for a white girl these days.."
What da FUCK! You and your blatant Aniston worship sicken me, Nosek.
Slim, you are full of shit. There is no such worship going on here.
You know how the old saying goes: "The enemy of my enemy is my friend?" Therefore, she is now John Mayer's enemy. So you can't hold it against me if I now look to her slightly more favorably.