Truthiness: (Noun) The quality of stating concepts one wishes or believes to be true, rather than the facts. Origin: Stephen Colbert, "The Colbert Report," 2005

Paris Hilton premiered her new documentary, Paris, Not France at the Toronto Film Festival last night. Because, yes: Paris effing Hilton has a documentary. The film is said to pull back the skanky curtain to explore the fascinating enigma behind the real Paris Hilton.

"I'm basically being judged, and they're creating this false person, and I can't do anything about it," Hilton says in the film. (Source)

That is tragic. How did we, as a society, let such an atrocity happen to an innocent girl? Oh, by the way, here is an excerpt from an interview Paris did in July 2006:

Paris claims she invented that silly character for the series, knowing it would be funny. She says: “'Simple Life' is a reality show and people might assume it’s real. But it’s fake.

“All reality shows are fake basically. When you have a camera on you, you are not going to act yourself. So before I started the show I thought I’d make a character like the movies Legally Blonde and Clueless mixed together, with a rich girl all-in-one. Even my voice is different and the way I dress is different from me in real life. It’s a character I like to play. I think it’s carefree and happy. The public think they know me but they really don’t.” (Source)

This is obviously all just a huge miscommunication because Americans are too stupid to be able to differentiate between reality and real; and Paris Hilton the person and Paris Hilton the character she plays on TV. I for one, feel completely ashamed of myself. So from now on, any jokes made on my part about Paris Hilton being a stupid whore, hypocrite or wonky-eyed, disease-ridden hookerfoot will be directed entirely at Paris Hilton the character.

Paris Hilton the person, with Paris Hilton the character's beat-ass hair extensions at the premiere of Paris, Not France: