Waste
Waste: (Verb) To fail to make full or good use of.Oh no! Bad news, guys: Mario Lopez says that he's not going to go shirtless anymore, because he wants to be like taken seriously or some shit for his new job on "Extra."
"Obviously, being healthy and staying fit are important to me," says the 34-year-old, who in the past seemed like the only serious rival to Matthew McConaughey in the bare-chest sweepstakes.
"My TV projects are my main priority," he says. "And no, you will never see me host "Extra" without a shirt." (Source)
Nice call there, A.C. Slater. Why rely on your God-given assets when you can try to get by on the talent and charisma you have absofuckinglutely none of? Then again, why be out there having all kinds of fun, sexy, gay intercourse when you can still pretend you like girls? Such is the enigma that is Mario Lopez.
Dorkus Malorkus at the FaceBreaker Launch Party:
Didn't your parents teach you that it's not nice to make fun of gay people with shiny hair and gigantic tacky watches?
Well, it isn't. Look ashamed. (I've been practicing and it's almost convincing.)
HE should totally be dating Miley's new boy toy to really get this street cred he claims to have...pfftt...taking your shirt off is what you're PAID to do, you douche...your 15 minutes of fame was over 10 years ago!