Cautionary Tale: (Noun) A story or scenario serving as a warning.

Jamie Lynn Spears can sleep easy. Sure, she may thrown her career in the toilet for a life of spit-up and Wal-mart; but on the bright side her story is serving as warning for other young stars not to do the same thing. Like Miley Cyrus, for instance, whose parents are throwing the Jamie Lynn card in her face now that she's dating a 20-year-old underwear model.

"I told her in no uncertain terms that her career would be over if something stupid were to happen," Billy Ray admitted to a friend. "I think I made an impression on her — at least, I hope so."

"Tish and Billy Ray told Miley, one bad decision and she could forget the showbiz glamour — she'd have to be home feeding the baby, changing diapers and living the life of a teen mom," reveals an insider. (Source)

Jesus, you know what these showbiz parents could do to really ensure their child stars don't get pregnant? Go buy your kid a freaking econo-sized box of condoms, you stupid redneck yokels. Or better yet, drag them by the ear down to the OB-GYN and get her some damn birth control pills, like my mom did when I was a teenager. Sometimes the best gift a parent can give is the gift of prophylactics. And just look at me! Baby-free since 1994!

You know, I kinda wish she would get knocked up, though. Go away, Miley: