Child Predator

linda1030_1.jpgChild Predator: (Noun) Someone who preys on children to sexually assault or abuse.

Oh, puke. Still? Even though Linda Hogan has her real son back, apparently it isn't slowing down her relationship with her pseudo-son, the barely legal manskank she's been seeing for the past six months. What I want to know is, what could that guy possibly be getting out of this relationship? Other than free skateboards? And anyway, you can have all the free skateboards in the world, but when it comes down to it you're still just banging an old lady who would break her hip in nineteen places if she ever stepped foot on one. Just buy your own skateboard. Trust me, dude. They only cost like $30 at Modells.

Editor's note: nice goatee asshole! Good to know neither of your curtains match the drapes.

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2 Comments


Jade said:

Just think, if this guy was 2 or 3 years younger, she would get charged with a child predator crime. This is just wrong on so many levels. Ewwwwwww. The Hogan's are one fucked up family.


Addie said:

This is so gross. I mean, she doesn't even look like his girlfriend! She looks like his mom! This is so disturbing...And a lot of people say if it was a guy, it wouldn't be as bad, WRONG! Male, female, this is still wrong and disturbing, fo shiz.