Devastating: (Adjective) Causing severe shock, distress, or grief.

Oh no! Lauren Conrad is so over "The Hills." Could this be the veritable light at the end of the tunnel for the dumbest show on TV? (And yes, that includes VH1's "Of Love" series.)

"It's coming to a point where I love this show so much, but I'm ready to kind of walk away," Conrad tells Extra. "I've been doing it for five years now. Five years on TV is a really, really long time." (Source)

This has got to be tough news to swallow for poor Heidi and Spencer. I imagine hearing this was the shattering equivalent as finding out their grandmothers both have AIDS and only three months to live. If their grandmothers crapped gold doubloons out of their poopers, anyway.

More of Heidi and that thing attached to the creepy Gorton's Fisherman Beard at the Max Payne premiere last weekend: