Embellisher: (Noun) A person who makes a statement or story more interesting or entertaining by adding extra details, esp. ones that are not true.

At a concert in Boston last night, just hours after announcing her impending divorce from husband Guy Ritchie Madonna went on a (what else?) assy, vindictive little rant, presumably about her failed marriage.

Before she sang 'Miles Away', which Madonna previously claimed was inspired by Ritchie, she told the audience: 'This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category.

She also opened the show, which took place just hours after her spokesperson confirmed the split, with her track I'm Not Sorry, telling the 20,000-strong crowd: 'That's right, I'm not sorry.' (Source)

I don't think there's anything "emotionally retarded" about waking up next to your wife one day and realizing that she could crush your skull between her bicep for forearm. There's also nothing "emotionally retarded" about wondering what all those pills and injections are that she's been taking, and why it sounds like she's peeing standing up in the bathroom. That's called human nature, my friend. And if Madonna can't understand that... Well, it's probably because she passed "human" about three exits back when she started receiving packages with the radioactive warning symbol on them.