Funny Sad: (Phrase) The opposite of "funny ha ha," something which is funny, but not uproariously so as it is still kind of sad at the same time.

It's today's episode of "Those Poor Lohan Kids," Dina Lohan gets reamed the hell out for telling Page Six that she was approached by famed music manager Johnny Wright to take charge of daughter Ali Lohan's music career. Oops!

"Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali's music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false.

"Wright Entertainment Group has never had any interest or intention of adding Ali Lohan as an artist on the company's roster, which currently includes Justin Timberlake, Jonas Brothers, Janet Jackson and Ciara amongst others." (Source)

What kind of gift says "Sorry Mommy fucked up and humiliated you in front of everyone again?" I'm thinking along the lines of unicorn, but unfortunately the problem with those, as well as record deals, is that saying they exist isn't necessarily enough to make them come true.

Dinasauras with Lindsay at a Dave Matthews charity concert last month: