Glib: (Adjective) Fluent and voluble but insincere and shallow.

Tom Cruise might be making a surprise appearance at Matt Lauer's Friar's Club Roast later today, supposedly to "get his revenge" on the "Today Show" host. Although I don't know why Tom Cruise needs revenge since he was the one acting like an ass and jumping all up on Matt Lauer's dick. Ohhhh, right. Publicity.

There's also the small matter of Tom's upcoming big-budget war movie, Valkyrie. Some Hollywood insiders are hinting to OK! that the Friars Club appearance may be the first stop in what is intended as a "good will tour" of sorts in the weeks leading up to the film's release. (Source)

Well either way it sounds like it'll be a smashing success; since if anything, Tom Cruise is known for his outstanding sense of humor. And you know those Friar's Club Roasts are always sorely lacking in jokes about "how when Xenu was handing out brains, you thought he said trains and then you went to go ride on a train" and such.

Moving on to Holmeswatch 2008: