Inevitable: (Noun) A situation that is unavoidable.

Oh, big wow. Madonna and Guy Ritchie are finally divorcing. Yawn.

A statement confirming their marriage is over has been prepared and is set to be released imminently. The couple are going public with their split because they “can’t bear to live with the pretence any longer." (Source)

I don't know why they didn't just announce it when she and A-Rod got caught banging. Everybody knew. You know what I bet finally pushed Guy over the edge? Those retarded gun shoes from yesterday. There are just some things even more publicly humiliating than your wife fucking another guy.

More from Madonna and Guy's last ever (*sob!*) public appearance at the premiere of Rocknrolla. He totally looks like he wants to punch her in the face.