Liar: (Noun) A person who tells lies.

Remember how I was just saying how Mr. Landing Strip Face was totally full of shit by claiming he had a Britney Spears sex tape? Well guess what? He totally was! And he's also conveniently forgotten about ever having said anything to the contrary!

“There is no sex tape, and I’ve never claimed there is one,” he said. “I don't know where these quotes I’m supposed to have said have come from. What I do know is they certainly didn't come from me and they are completely false.” The ex-lensman went on to say the sex-tape story distressed him, and he intends to clear his name by taking legal action. (Source)

Oh right. The guy who people only know about because he skeezed all over Britney Spears when she was fat and crazy is going to sue for distress due to tarnishing his good name. That's like a dog shit suing Febreze® Pet Odor Eliminator for insinuating that it's stinky. And most people would still prefer a dog turd over Adnan Ghalib.

A happy Britney free of Adnan stink in NYC yesterday: