Loser
Loser: (Noun) A person who fails frequently or is generally unsuccessful in life.As much as I hate Avril Lavigne, I barely ever get a chance to write about her since the rest of the world joined me in realizing she sucks and sent her careening towards obscurity. Apparently one of those people who realized she sucks? Husband Deryck [sic] Whibley.
A source tells the magazine Lavigne and Whibley "have been growing apart for months", adding, "Deryck isn't motivated in his own career, so he's been drinking and partying."
Rumors of their split were fueled when Whibley was reportedly seen at an event on Thursday at a Los Angeles nightclub "huddled at a private table" and holding the hand of an unknown woman. (Source)
Well on the bright side Avril, once you've been abandoned by your husband, fans, Kohl's, relevancy, etc., etc... You know who will always be there for you? That's right: Manic Panic and Secret Cutting.
Avril promoting her shitty Kohl's clothing line last month: (Editor's note: HAHAHA she's totally wearing the same retarded sweatshirt in the header image!)
All I can say is, HAHAHAHA! Choke on it, bitch! The best part about this story is when they have the awkward reunion on the 12th season of the Surreal Life. Oh come on, you totally know that's where they're both their careers are headed.
If you hate avril lavigne you'd probably laugh at the birthday roast Pophangover wrote for her for her 24th bday.
Its here: http://pophangover.com/?p=777
I'm not familiar with the whole argument outlining how much she "sucks." I know some people who like her and I tell them to turn off that loud, strained "grrrrrrrl" sound they call "music" by her when I'm around, but I would like to be informed more on this topic by an authority.
... so much for My Happy Ending
They were always too edgy for a staid social convention like marriage.