Loss: (Noun) The fact or process of losing something or someone.

Jennifer Lopez is the latest celebrity who claims she's totally not a Scientologist but sees no problem whatsoever sending her kids to one of their wackjob schools.

"Yeah," said J.Lo "I wouldn't mind. Not at all. Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpful... It's all about communication. That's the thing I really don't like about talking about this. I do know so many great people who do do it, who choose it as a lifestyle and really follow it and it is their religion... I just wish that people wouldn't judge it without knowing what it is." (Source)

Oh whatever, J. Lo -- like we all don't know you and Skeletor already have your seats reserved on the mothership via American Express Platinum. But out of all the good celebrities we've lost to Scientology, these two buttholes are the least of my cornerns. I could care less if they succumb to Xenu or get thrown into a big hole filled with poison-dart frogs.

J. Lo dressed like Pollyanna at the ELLE Women in Hollywood event: