Narcissism
Narcissism: (Noun) Excessive or erotic interest in one's physical appearance.Mario Lopez celebrated his birthday at the Bellagio in Vegas this past weekend... And out of all the attractive-looking people in this picture, I'll give you one guess which person Mario Lopez wants to kiss most. (Hint: It's the one on the cake.)
Looks like a couple of those "girls" could be named Mario, too.
(Lopez thinking) I can't wait for all these people to leave; so I can hump this dark, handsome cake.