Nonsensical: (Adjective) Of something that has no meaning or make no sense.

Mariah Carey is appearing on the Rachel Ray Show today, and because she is mentally like twelve and retarded, discussed possible Halloween costume ideas for herself and Manservant Husband.

"One is a sexy firefighter. He can be a regular firefighter guy," she says. "Then we have an Egyptian."

Their third idea? "It takes a little imagination here," Carey tells Ray. "I would be chocolate chip cookies. "It's just like a two-piece little number, and it's made out of the chocolate chip cookie fabric," she says. "Then you have actual cookies sewn on." And is Cannon a glass of milk then, Ray asks. "He made this up and he was only kidding, but I liked it," says Carey, adding, "he would be a milk carton with a missing sign over his head." (Source)

So either they're going to dress up as gay porn stars or she's going to staple cookies to her privates. Better hope Heidi and Spencer don't catch wind of this. Heidi Montag's privates were made to have cookies staples to them.

More of Mariah and Manservant Husband at the lunch of Le Metier De Beaute Luxury Cosmetic Line. Do you like how she keeps her hand like that? It's so he won't run away.