Sadness: (Noun) The feeling of sorrow or unhappiness.

Awww. Even after David Duchovny successfully completed his sex rehab, he and wife Téa Leoni have announced their separation with a prepared statement Wednesday.

"In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months," the statement said. "The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children." (Source)

The two were married since 1997, and really, this is just sad and I don't have anything snarky to say about it... Even though I still want to kidnap David Duchovny using a van and some ether, and rape the bejeesus out of his confused, sex-addicted ass. But to be fair, I've wanted to do that since before they even got married. So this doesn't change my feelings about that, anyway.