Wanna know what I did this weekend? Saw and reviewed Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Then, I drank myself into a coma. (Pajiba)

Kim Kardashian has some serious self-esteem issues. (The Blemish)

Runner-up, Jennifer Love Hewitt tries to distance herself from that US Weekly cover. (Celebitchy)

OHMYGODGROSS. Amy Winehouse's nose is literally falling off. (Yeeeah!)

Awww... Widdle Kingston Rossdale wikes to have his picshure taken. (Seriously? OMG!)

Jenny McCarthy got Rickrolled on Oprah. Funnest. Thing. Ever. (Celebslam)

The gay guy and the topless chick from High School Musical are about to put an end their shammy relationship. (Agent Bedhead)

I've got only three words: SUCK IT O.J. (IDLYITW)

Samantha Ronson was ordered to pay $86K to Perezhole. (CelebSmack)

Heidi Klum is dry humping Ronald McDonald. (usemycomputer)

Mickey Mouse goes all Harold and Maude. (popbytes)

I bet you'll never guess who wore 6" stilettos to Build-a-Bear workshop? (Lainey Goss)

Two of "The Hills" skanks are having myspace fights... Again? (IBBB)