Halle Berry has a great libido to thank for popping something the size of a bowling ball out of a hole the size of an apple, which is not nearly as sexy as it sounds. (Yeeeah!)

I give them another week. Two weeks, tops. (Seriously? OMG!)

John McCain is such a classy guy. I bet he totally won't be a sore loser, either! (The Blemish)

Aw, man! Jamie Lynn Spears isn't pregnant again. Bummer. (Celebitchy)

Everybody hates Miley Cyrus! Haw haw! (Celebslam)

The Scientologists think they can fix Amy Winehouse. (Agent Bedhead)

Brooke Hogan is fucking disgusting. (usemycomputer)

Angelina may have had some help losing her baby flab. (popbytes)

Once again Lindsay Lohan goes off cavorting without a brassiere. (Lainey Goss)

What's an even classier automobile statement than Truck Nutz? (omg blog)

If you're not watching "Pushing Daisies" I will personally come to your house and punch you in the face. (Pajiba)