I've dedicated the past two years of my life to try to figure out what the hell Britney was thinking, and as it turns out even she doesn't know. (Yeeeah!)

Eva Mendes hates the comparison to Jennifer Lopez, because she's better than that. Oh snap!! (The Blemish)

Katie Holmes finally connects with her womanly side. (Seriously? OMG!)

Don't expect Ben and Jen to name their kid something like Garbage Disposal Affleck.(Celebitchy)

Creepy kid movies are the best. I wish they could have cryogenically frozen Macaulay Culkin back when he was still useful. (Pajiba)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Celebslam)

Bill Murray is a total chick magnet. (Agent Bedhead)

No really, Madonna is pretty much the biggest asshole in the world. (CelebSmack)

More of Ashley Tisdale at the High School Musical premiere. (usemycomputer)

Even when John Mayer does something genuinely nice he has to pepper it with how much he loves himself. (Lainey Goss)

One of the hoes from "The Hills" who doesn't even make my radar is getting a spin-off. Sorry, Heidi and Spencer! (IBBB)