Snaps: Lipstick on a Pig

christina-aguilera1015.jpgCheck out this list of the future of Hollywood's working class, so you can feel smart talking to your film geek friends. (Pajiba)

"It’s Paint-by-Numbers Christina Aguilera! Part Fruitopia commercial, part down-on-his-luck drag queen." (Yeeeah!)

Katie Holmes might be starting her own denim line, but the name "Bad Idea Jeans" is unfortunately already taken. (Celebitchy)

Dennis Leary must have been diagnosed with autism at some point in his life. (The Blemish)

Demi Moore and Courtney Cox are twin cougars. (Seriously? OMG!)

It's been confirmed... Madonna and Guy are kaput. (divorce/">Celebslam)

Mmmm.... Death by Chocolate Covered Strawberry.... (Agent Bedhead)

I honestly just can not get over how smoking hot Victoria Beckham looks with that pixie cut. Every time I see her! (CelebSmack)

I hate that grunge plaid is making a comeback. Here's Selena GOmez wearing I think the same exact shirt I owned in 1993. (usemycomputer)

Everybody loves celebrities without makeup! Stars: they're ugly, just like us! (popbytes)

Blind item: which celebrity mom did the "IV Diet" to lose her baby weight? (Lainey Goss)



3 Comments


javelin said:

miz piggy sez 'bish pleez, u jelish!!"


Mrs. Plainview said:

The IV-Dieter has to be Angelina Jolie. She wasn't seen in public for weeks after popping out the twins. Plus, bitch crazy enough to do such a thing.


Snath said:

Have Mrs. Beckham gain 30 pounds, then we'll talk.