Guys, old Stace here needs your help. Over on Pajiba, Dustin and I are having a pissing contest/flame war which culminated into an Ab Off -- and my precious Jared Padalecki is losing. And since I'm not above begging, or cheating, please go vote for him! Even if you prefer Ryan Reynolds! Do it for me! Pretty please? (Pajiba)

Katie Holmes went to having a mouth full of trailer park teeth overnight. (Yeeeah!)

Madonna is such a meanie, she made poor Guy Ritchie cry. (The Blemish)

America Ferrera plays a real life Mean Girl to Lindsay Lohan. (Seriously? OMG!)

Suri's playroom probably has more square footage than your house. (Celebitchy)

Posh Spice goes angry Indian bride. (Best Week Ever)

Fuck yes: Liza, Liza Liza! (cityrag)

Is Punk Rock Powder cheating on Paris Hilton? Oh, burn!!! (CelebWarship)

DJ AM uses "Burn Victim Pity" to get Mandy Moore back. (BricksAndStones)

Heather Graham is totally adorable even when she's dropping major cleavage. (Popoholic)