Guess who made it into the Top Ten Hollywood Fatty Club? (Pajiba)

Meet the new "Girls Next Door!" Hef is putting his wiener in twins now. (Yeeeah!)

Speaking of things the Hef has put his wiener in, Kendra Wilkinson dishes about cybersex with her new boyfriend. (Celebitchy)

Brad Pitt rubs it in your face that he gets to see her naked whenever. (The Blemish)

It looks like Suri already has more talent than Katie Holmes. (Seriously? OMG!)

Shia Laboooeef is drinking again and is also kind of a jerk. (Best Week Ever)

Russell Crowe completes his transformation into Comic Book Guy. (Ayyyy!)

The Olsen Twins are "neoteny." I dare you to guess what that means. (cityrag)

Breaking! Lindsay Lohan went to the movies. I repeat, went to the movies. (CelebWarship)

Aww... Kirsten Dunst is taking a break from acting. BYE! (BricksAndStones)

Brooke Hogan is going to keep her dick in her pants for now. (POTP)

Hayden Panettiere rocks a tube top. (HQ Celeb)

I wouldn't mind "acting" out a "scene" with Nathan Fillion, if you know what I mean. (Popoholic)