Blindness was bleak, yes... But on the upside? No talking white rats. (Pajiba)

Courtney Love's killer bikini bod is thanks to none other than gastric bypass! (Yeeeah!)

Pink thinks penises are pretty. Try saying that five times fast! (The Blemish)

Betty White has still got it. Damn I love that woman. (Seriously? OMG!)

It was only a matter of time before Heather Mills started her insane ranting again. (Celebitchy)

OMG! Lauren Conrad might totally be a gay! (Best Week Ever)

Catherine Zeta Jones experiences a cosmetic malfunction. (Ayyyy!)

Haha. Avril Lavigne thinks she can avoid naked photos just because she's never done a naked photoshoot. (cityrag)

Brangelina back in NOLA, where the Cheetos® flow like water. (CelebWarship)

Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston contemplate a sequel to The Breakup. (BricksAndStones)

Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison are donesies. (POTP)

Salma Hayek commits corset abuse. (Popoholic)

The Beckhams reveal their secret to a happy marriage. Hint: It's not anal! (Rad Report)