How long has it been since you've actually thought about Yogi Bear? Well great news: he's coming to a theater near you! (Pajiba)

"If you don’t vote, you are probably a homicidal sociopath with cannibalistic tendencies and you should be strapped to a board in a maximum-security prison." (Yeeeah!)

Jessica Simpson does sad/haggard almost as good as Britney. (Ayyyy!)

Not to be confused with pale/haggard like Kirsten Dunst! (usemycomputer)

Mr. Clean died today, which means that dirt has won the war. (The Blemish)

Vice Presidential debates are for suckers. There's a new episode of "Supernatual" on tonight! Wheeeee! (Seriously? OMG!)

Check out Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynold's wedding location! (Celebitchy)

WHAT THE FUCK? Not only is this the worst Sarah Plain impression ever, but I think I have that sweater. I would never wear something Sarah Palin would wear. Do you hear me?! NEVER! NOT FUNNY. (Best Week Ever)

I guess Rumer Willis isn't the only one with this problem. (cityrag)

Angelina Jolie is finally figuring out that having six kids is actually kind of a fucking bummer. (CelebWarship)

Yeeeesch. Meliisa Joan Hart went epidural-free. (BricksAndStones)

Shannen Doherty is such a fierce bitch. Here's more from her Paris Hilton bitch-smacking Details interview. (POTP)

Rose McGowan's nipples are even better than the Weather Channel. (Popoholic)