Suck: (Verb) To be very bad at something.

I don't watch "Dancing with the Stars" and I've never seen a single minute of it. This is probably mostly for reasons that I'm not 48-years-old and dead inside. But if you did happen to catch it last night, you probably already know that Kim Kardashian has been relieved of her duties on the show after only like two weeks. Ha ha ha ha ha.

I should also note that one of the contestants she got beat out by is Cloris Leachman, who at a mere 82 years of age, is apparently a better dancer than Kim Kardashian. How much of a complete and utter failure at life do you have to be to be declared a worse dancer than a senior citizen? At this point, the only thing Kim Kardashian has proven herself to excel at is getting peed on. But I bet Cloris Leachman would even do that better than her. Don't underestimate Cloris, she is one sassy old bitch, and I bet she would take a golden shower like an effing champ.

Then again, maybe the problem was that her partner's outfit just wasn't gay enough: