Transformation: (Noun) A thorough or dramatic change in form or appearance.

You know, I monitor celebrity activity the way some people monitor the stock market or baseball stats. And I do it because I care about you, lovers of celebrity gossip. At any rate, that's why it came as such a surprise to see these pictures. Because when the hell did Eva Longoria turn into the Mexican Delta Burke? I'm sorry, Hispanic Delta Burke. Which is kind of ironic, you know, because I used to watch "Desperate Housewives" for the first couple of seasons, and my boyfriend always used to say, "Are you watching that 'Designing Women" again?" And I'd yell "SHUT UP FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S CALLED DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES." And now it's almost coming true. Coincidence? I don't know about you, but I just got the chills.

I know, I shouldn't make fun. She was at some thing for kids with cancer, so good for her: