True Colors
True Colors: (Idiom) To reveal oneself as one really is.Ashlee Simpson reportedly celebrated her 24th birthday this weekend in the same way many college kids celebrate youth and stupidity: with a White Trash Party! Ha ha ha! Because it's ironic, right?
"Ashlee wore Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops with a bathing suit and a fake tattoo around her belly."
"Joe wore a cut-off muscle T-shirt and a mullet wig. It was funny," says a guest. "Jessica was wearing a crazy leopard-print dress that showed off a lot of cleavage." (Source)
Wow... You know what would have been even better, though? If they had some kind of staged shotgun wedding where the bride was pregnant by her closet gay boyfriend and the vows were read by her dad in the family's backyard. Except that totally already happened and it was called "Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Get Married."
So Jessica Simpson just wore what she normally does then? Joe Simpson wore a mullet wig? You mean that stylish coif he normally wears on his head isn't a joke? He likes his hair like rhat? So many questions to ponder. So little interest.
This only convinces me all the more that Joe Simpson is the baby's father... He always seemed just a bit too involved in his daughters' lives.
I wonder if under all those wigs jessica simpson has nothing but a scraggly rat tail.
A White Trash Party. Isn't that just Tuesdays in the Simpson household??