Umbrage: (Noun) Offense or annoyance.

Since apparently the only person allowed to convey the idea that Paris Hilton is a dumb blonde shithead is Paris Hilton -- Pink says that Herp McWonks is still pissed with her for her unflattering depiction in the video for "Stupid Girls."

She says, "Paris Hilton is still bugging me about Stupid Girls. She came up to me in a nightclub a couple of months back and she said, 'I hope you realize that the person I seem to be in the press is really just an act and the real me is really smart'. I said, 'Just get over it. The song was like years ago. Quit bugging me.' (Source)

Pink shouldn't be taking that kind of shit from Paris Hilton. What she should have done was punched that bitch's teeth down her throat and then made her apologize to her fist for getting in its way. That's what I would do, anyway. But then again, I also wear disorderly conduct charges like badges of honor.

Pink in concert last night. C'mon girl, you know you wanna beat some bitches up: