Authentic

By Stacey on November 19, 2008 Posted in: Katy Perry
56167928websters1119200890107AM.jpgAuthentic: (Adjective) Of undisputed origin; genuine.

Katy Perry went on record to say that her boobs aren't fake because apparently she thinks people care and are questioning the validity of her breasts. *Looks around silently while crickets chirp*

Speaking to British newspaper The Sun, she says: "They are as real as real can be. One hundred per cent genuine and untouched... well sort of. I would never spend money on fake boobs. Shoes, maybe. A handbag, maybe. But plastic tits - no way!" (Source)

So, in summary, Katy Perry's boob's are totally, 100% real. Her personality, bisexuality, attitude, hair, and pretty much every single other thing about her, on the other hand, is still completely fake. But, hey! At least her tits are real, so good for her!

Boobs McGriff unwisely rocking a Cleopatra haircut that makes her stupid face look fat performing at Scalo76:

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javelin said:

maybe she could teach them some tricks like "fetch" and "play dead", then her breasts might be interesting. or, judging from the top photo, she could stop letting cracked-out bag ladies who think they're kindergarten teachers dress them up in things that can only be described as "fucking retarded."

November 19, 2008 2:14 PM

Amber said:

I'm pretty sure this girl offends me more than Paris or any of those other fake bitches ever will. She and ALL of her shit got to GO! The epitome of famewhore, I mean, really? Christian music not working out? Try changing your name, look, and slap on some pseudo bisexuality and call it a career! Also, if possible, dress as obnoxiously as possible because people will TOTALLY DIG IT and not roll their eyes every time they see you, I promise!

November 20, 2008 1:03 AM