Bestiality

Kristen-Johnston-Ad.jpgBestiality: (Noun) Sexual relations between a person and an animal.

In the latest dumbshit ad campaign by PETA, that chick from "3rd Rock from the Sun" gets naked... On a horse. To show how horses are mistreated. No, no, no. It's not a demonstration. Wait, hold on, I'll let her explain it.

Johnston says, "I was blown away by how these horses live, or actually I should say, don't live. The horses go from this horrible job, where they're pulling people through the streets of Manhattan all day, to this tiny jail cell in this building that's like a cramped parking garage. (Source)

I still don't get it. Sure, I can definitely see how carriage horses in New York City is an antiquated practice, but how does getting naked on top of a horse solve anything? And furthermore, it ignores the even bigger issue at hand, because who is going to save the horses from the plight of having D-list, washed-up sitcom actresses grinding their naked cooches all up on their backs?

More of Sally Horsefucker at some ASPCA event last month. Is it just me or is she like totally anorexic now?

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11 Comments


Alli said:

My ex used to call that show "3rd cock from your Bum" ya, just had to share that.


Tarn said:

yes, she's gotten too thin. A while ago she was a little chunky, perhaps she over-corrected...


Vermillion said:

I think the problem ain't her, it is once again PETA, who sees absolutely nothing wrong with exploit women and animals to further their retarded goals.

All they have to do is guilt some poor woman who still remembers her childhood dream of getting a pony (not to be sexist, but look at the women involved in these things; they were so totally pony-lovers....wait, that doesn't sound right) and guilt trip her into submission.

I just cannot stand perfectly good nudity being wasted like this. Who will defend the naked? I SAID, WHO WILL DEFEND THE NAKED?!?!?!?!!!!


Shannon said:

Jeeze these people need to get a grip. Horses are domesticated animals that usually like to work and they like their stalls. They can actually get depressed if their needs aren't met.

They know where the barn is and if you are passing by and the horse wants to go to his stall, it can be hard to change his mind.

It's interesting to note that they don't offer suggestions on what should be done with the horses instead. Free them to roam the streets of New York? I'm sure the animals will find starving to death a much more satisfying way to live.

Or perhaps they are willing to pay to feed and house the horses? Since they don't want them in barns, I guess they want them out in the weather? In Texas you would end up in jail for treating your horses like that. Those idiots!


Az said:

She actually lost the weight because she was ill. She had a bleeding ulcer.


curegirl0421 said:

I agree with Shannon... PETA doesn't really know horses if they really feel it would be better that these domesticated animals roam free to, ya know, get rotten feet, moldy hides, starve to death and/or die from some other disease or injury that could be treated by living in a barn under a vet's care. I can understand if they came across less-than-stellar housing with a livery company, trying to correct that company, but making a general message which amounts to "set the horses free" makes about as much sense as "set your housecats free".

Oy.


bionic bunny said:

mayhap peta's president is running low on insulin?

penn and teller's "bullshit!" did a great episode on peta a couple of years ago, exposing what most of us already knew. and what does peta DO with a lot of these poor, tortured, sick animals they "rescue"?
yup. they put them down.

i think i actually have that episode on my hard drive somewhere.


Acemeister said:

She's Ivanna Humpalot (from Austin Powers) :)


Evil Overlord said:

Hmmmm...Me thinks a few glasses of whole milk and a few big, juicy burgers might do the trick!


SofaChip.com said:

I wouldn't hate this ad so much if it had a 'relevant' celeb that's actually famous.


wolf5150 said:

While she may not be relevant or currently famous I would still put her through her paces,ride her hard and put her away wet.Then get her back out and dry her off and start again.She has alot of spank appeal as far as I'm concerned.Oh, PETA wasn't really going for spank appeal? Then, who
gives a crap?