Bicentennial
Bicentennial: (Noun) the two-hundredth anniversary of a significant event.Katherine Heigl celebrated her birthday last night, and I would just like to extend a happy milliondeyth birthday to her! Oh, I'm kidding... She turned 31. On a side note, I also just turned 31, and whenever I hear that ol' Skank Cancer is the same age as me it kinda freaks me out a little. Just because she looks so old. I mean really, really old. I don't look that old. But then again I don't sustain myself entirelly on nicotine, Big Macs and puppydog hearts.
Editor's note: PS: Nice fur coat, shithead.
Why so mean? She do you a wrong in a past life or something? She is 30 and I can guarantee with absolute certainty she looks a lot better than you do. Also to the stupid editor the fur is faux. I have the same one from Juicy Couture.
Are you new here? Did you just come here by mistake? This whole site is about taking the piss out of celebrites. If not good ol' Skank Cancer then some other useless piece of human garbage. Go to one of thos nicer sites if you can't handle this one. And yes she does look old. Im 32 and I can only hope to look as fresh as Heigel does when Im 60.
Penny, man, is this your first visit to this site?
How the hell do you know its fake fur? Just because she has 50 dogs don't make her a lover of all animals. And yeah for 30? She looks 40.
Go away, Penny. She DOES look old and maybe that fur ISN'T your juicy couture fake. However, everything else about Skank Cancer probably is...