Demure: (Adjective) (Of a woman or her behavior) reserved, modest, and shy.

Remember when I reported the disgustingness of Tila Tequila getting it on with The Mac Guy in Vegas? Well, somebody finally asked her about it, so she gave this exceptionally clever answer:

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and it should just stay there. "I don't remember anything." (Source)

Well that's great for her anyway... But unfortunately for Justin Long, "What Happens In Tila Tequila's Vagina Is Infectious And Will Spread To Rot Anything It Touches.*" See, Mom and Dad? That advertising degree I got was totally worth it.

*Paid for by the travel board of Tila Tequila's Vagina.

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