Deranged: (Adjective) Of someone who has become insane.

So, did anyone else know that Megan Fox is completely insane? I mean, I've had my suspicions for awhile, but I'm pretty sure now that's she's certifiable. This is what she had to say about HSM gay Zac Efron:

"I'm obsessed with him. What you don't know is that Zac and I are the same person . . . it's like Janet and Michael [Jackson], we are the same person." (Source)

Uhhh... OK. See, but here's thing thing. Janet Jackson and Michael Jackson are not actually the same person. For starters, Janet Jackson has a vagina and Michael Jackson has a mottled, androgynous, Ken doll-esque lump where his penis used to be. For another thing, the most I can see that Megan Fox and Zac Efron have in common are pretty eyelashes and a purported mutual appreciation of having sex with dudes. But really that's all besides the point, because if I were Zac Efron I would take this opportunity to go into hiding before he winds up a taxidermied lamp in Megan Fox's living room.

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