Disgusting
Disgusting: (Adjective) A feeling of revulsion or profound disapproval aroused by something unpleasant or offensive.Here's some disappointing news for anyone who actually thought The Mac Guy was attractive: The Mac Guy is now ruined for all women. Apparently, following the premiere of Criss Angel's "Believe" show in Vegas on Halloween (both pictured above from that event, not together) Justin Long hooked with radioactive whore Tila Tequila.
Spies said the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long "asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww," our spy sniffed. A rep for Long didn't get back to us. (Source)
From Drew Barrymore to Kirsten Dunst to Tila Tequila. Nicely done. It's one thing to scrape the barrel and quite another to check it for pussing sores before diving on in. I just hope Apple is taking note. I've been a faithful Mac user for over ten years now but his affiliation with the brand is seriously making me consider switching teams. If there was a worldwide zombie epidemic this asshole couldn't sell me the antidote.
Gonorrhea Tequila at the Hollywood Life Style Awards last month:
did he let cris angel hypnotize him or something? whoever has to make the new Herpes-of-the-Stars Chart has their work cut out.
What?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Dammit all, he was finally redeeming himself thanks to his thinly veiled spoof of Michael Lucas in Zack and Miri, then he goes and sticks his dick in a shot glass filled of the tears of baby orphans? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF, MAN?!
Oh please: if you wore earplugs, a condom, rubber gloves, another condom, and it was so dark that all you could see was her sillouette, and another condom just to be sure, ...
... oh wait -- it might as well be drunken sex with Chris Tucker at that point. Dude must have been completely f-ed up. I'll bet she gave him XTC and vodka shots.
I'd still hit that.