Emo: (Adjective) Characteristic of unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle. (Via Urban Dictionary)

In Ashlee Simpson-Pete Wentz news, during "TRL's" finale Sunday, Pete Wentz confirmed that they didn't have their stupid baby this weekend but did instead say that he did something completely gay and characteristic of himself.

"I went to Chinatown, picked up a bootleg version of Twilight and watched it like, 72, times," Wentz joked. (Source)

I've tried my damndest to avoid this whole Twilight phenomenon, but from what I gather it's a movie based on a series of books written about vampires for 13-year-old girls -- so it seems only natural that Pete Wentz would be into that sort of thing. Between this new revelation, poorly executed eyeliner, the wearing of size-0 jeans, nonsexual appreciation of Ashlee Simpson and inability to menstruate, I'd say the only difference between Pete Wentz and a preteen girl is pure biology.